ATTN: HOLY DAY HEXERS, TURKEY TURNCOATS, GAY APPAREL FROGS
SUBJ: CONSUME (THOSE WHO WOULD SUBDUE YOU)
Hi folks, we hate the holidays as much as any red-blooded left hand path Americans but that’s not going to stop us from SELLING SOME NEW STUFF WITH FREE SHIPPING UNTIL 11/26.
Use code FREESHIP1146d045 on domestic orders of $45+ and international orders of $80 for free shipping through November 26th!
It’s been a hard year here in the bog, but the witch has conquered death itself, the sun has finally dimmed its awful rays, the time of mandatory festivity is upon us, and we are celebrating with the release of several new designs on a variety of merchandise for your gift-giving or self-care pleasure!!
Seriously, we have a lot of stuff with weird art or mildly offensive slogans on them. Shirts, mugs, phone cases, etc. Poke around on the Threadless store and all the departments for each design, it’s too much for us to reasonably list here. Also, we’re kind of lazy.
After years of requests we are very excited to announce that a selection of Problem Glyphs (and other art by Eliza Gauger) are now available as stickers. Buy a sticker, slap it on your laptop, the wall of your favorite public toilet, or even over some fascist bullshit poster. Or slap ‘em on an actual fascist; who would stop you? Not us.
The classic glyph [EMERGE WHOLE & PERFECT], made infamous on the cover of the Problem Glyphs Art Book (currently on sale from Strix Publishing), is now available on a variety of shirts and other items.
Our extremely popular ACAB NASA meatball design has been reworked in a classic grayscale version for goths, sure to inspire vigorous holiday dinner conversations with your awful relatives!
But if you need to make a less obscure, but badly spelled statement, consider the new im gay design.
Alternately, if, like us, you just fell in a swamp and drowned instead of going to college but still want to partake in the classic aesthetic of intellectual life we have an all new BOG WITCH college t-shirt. Drown your sorrows and your enemies in the bog.
Our general webstore is also still running, where you can find ACAB buttons, [TOADSTONE] enamel pins, and a few signed Problem Glyphs prints available now all at 20% off with free domestic shipping through 01/01/19!! We might even add a few pieces of original art from Eliza Gauger soon, who can say?
Look, we put a lot of new stuff up on Threadless and now we’re tired and cranky and a little hungry so just go take a look okay? nobody even read this far I bet
It’s cold out there, we know. If you buy anything from us we hope it helps you and yours through this winter unbounded by seasons because your support absolutely helps us make it through.
Festively yrs,
—Management