December 2009
Wrapping Paper →
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via Gay-bashing woman humiliated for wearing... →
via Gay-bashing woman humiliated for wearing hideous skirt - Boing Boing
[Reposted from malpertuis]
via "★LOVE & TEA★" →
via “★LOVE & TEA★”
[Reposted from ironrinn]
Fuck Buttons - the Lisbon Maru
My god, the pulse...
Top 5 artists this week →
Röyksopp
Sneaker Pimps
Radiohead
Ronald Jenkees
Amon Tobin
November 2009
“All that being said, Jesus would think this shit is gay.”
– Ruff Rida’s Love the Christian Side Hug - The Something Awful Forums
via i thought this trio of korean comic strips was... →
via i thought this trio of korean comic strips was pretty lol - The Something Awful Forums
via Gibberings - The Curious Sofa →
via Gibberings - The Curious Sofa
The Curious Sofa: I feel like this requires a little explanation. [drag these into your address bar to see them f… http://bit.ly/7yYbHL
I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: live, time, broadcasting - http://w33.us/mgi
All Creatures Great and Small: ROBERT HARDY IS SHOUTING AT MY COWS
Women. LOOK NO FURTHER. I have the largest collection of glass eyes: Date: 2009-11-06, 6:08PM GMTReply to: pers-4zq… http://bit.ly/5jc1iS
What TweetCloud didn’t tell you is that “batman” and “shit” were also huge contenders for this year in 3lizatwit.
All Creatures Great and Small: ARSE! TITS! BITCH! MASTITIS!
The Curious Sofa →
I feel like this requires a little explanation.
Edward Gorey wrote The Curious Sofa under the named Ogred Weary. It’s not actually pornographic; the joke is that it’s all implied and…
Women. LOOK NO FURTHER. I have the largest... →
Date: 2009-11-06, 6:08PM GMT Reply to: pers-4zqep-1454237996@craigslist.org
Dear Women
I am a tall, interesting and physically strong man. I am modern and sexy and have a mattressfull of money…
Surprised Kitty →
Surprised Kitty [Reposted from hothou via antifuchs]
http://twitpic.com/rfekg - Screenshot.
- Screenshot. →
- Screenshot.
via Live action children's book adaptations - The... →
via Live action children’s book adaptations - The Something Awful Forums
Everyone Poops: YouTube – Everyone Poops Trailer... →
Everyone Poops: YouTube – Everyone Poops Trailer elizagauger.com/…
Everyone Poops: YouTube – Everyone Poops Trailer http://bit.ly/6HIQOW
RT @vamplorraine @3liza all those tweets re guns/pizza box blinds reaffirm that you are still a 12 year old boy whiz kid in a model body
Ink was good. Cheap, simple, and good.
Everyone Poops →
YouTube – Everyone Poops Trailer
RT @vamplorraine @3liza all those tweets re... →
RT @vamplorraine @3liza all those tweets re guns/pizza box blinds reaffirm that you are still a 12 year old boy whiz kid in a model body
Bohren & der Club of Gore - Skeletal Remains →
http://www.last.fm/music/Bohren%2B%2526%2Bder%2BClub%2Bof%2BGore/_/Skeletal+Remains
Ink was good. Cheap, simple, and good. →
Ink was good. Cheap, simple, and good.
Something Works for Everyone
furan18: have you seen that idiotic offensive trucker game cartoon
furan18: it is stupid but I watched it twice.
Me: yes [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w]
Me: I thought the animation was great
furan18: when I was in high school my friends and I would get together and watch horror movies, like phantasm and dead alive
furan18: and cemetary man was my friend lynn's favorite because everything happened the way he thought it would
furan18: he was all 'ok now that guy is gonna fuck her in the cemetary'
furan18: for me it's phantasm
furan18: I love the phantasms, mostly
furan18: and was able to predict a bunch of crazy shit, because those movies are lovely
furan18: although the first time we watched those, we had a lan party between upstairs and downstairs, and it was all fucking dark, and we had a coax cable running through the upstairs window
furan18: and something fucking kept pulling on it
furan18: and it was after we saw those scary fucking half human slave things
furan18: anyway
furan18: I wonder if the trucker video is someone's predict-a-movie
furan18: "ok now she's going to inflate herself and then he's going to steal an airplane in the street and fly it up her asshole and then he will fall but get the megapenis powerup!"
Me: Man, that is an excellent way of thinking about it.
furan18: you know there's someone out there who watched it 17 times in a row in disbelief because they feel a bond to the frenchmen who came up with it
I think I'm headed over to Tumblr. →
I think I’m headed over to Tumblr. http://3liza.tumblr.com/
We’re whittled down to aggregates, now.: I can’t get it out of my head, a comment Warren Ellis made months ago … http://bit.ly/84txU4
- I meant to say that I am officially going like... →
- I meant to say that I am officially going like this.
We're whittled down to aggregates, now.
I can’t get it out of my head, a comment Warren Ellis made months ago about the blog being, effectively, dead. The blog as a medium unto itself, that is. He may have been paraphrasing Bruce Sterling in turn, but I find myself agreeing.
You know I’m a reject from the gameblog bubble; I did short and angry stints at Kotaku, Destructoid, and Wired. I was not exactly a hot property,...
Listen to it over and over, why don’t you.
“- How can you tell a Klingon warrior has an STD?
- Honorable discharge.”
– Joke you made up! No lying… - The Something Awful Forums
Only after you destroy a painting with fixative, after a client has already paid for it, are you truly free to create your masterpiece. FFUU
http://twitpic.com/r86t8 - SWEATSHOP SNAPSHOT: A Gentleman of Innsmouth repainting process.
From now on you will refer to me as “Doctor Mrs. Grammaticus”. I assume the rest of the marriage arrangements will take care of themselves.
The BBC reporter covering the orphanage kidnap story in China is named Damian Grammaticus. Folks, this is the man I will marry.
Can now spang the stop sign across the street from my apartment window with my airsoft M14.
http://twitpic.com/r9hyv - SWEATSHOP SNAPSHOT: Repurposing oversized PAX swag t-shirts.
http://twitpic.com/r8z3s - SWEATSHOP SNAPSHOT: Repurposing oversized PAX swag t-shirts.
After the dust cleared, the majority of leftovers in my refrigerator were Korean and Chinese takeout boxes. It’s a Thanksgiving miracle.
http://twitpic.com/r8ehe - SWEATSHOP SNAPSHOT: Repurposing oversized PAX swag t-shirts.
Working on making it to the window, from a prone position, fast enough to crack the windshields of passing boom cars. No points yet awarded.
