NPR just followed a segment about the federal cigaratte tax with a sample from Snoop Dogg’s “Sensual Seduction”.
RT @benbeltran: @3liza yo hipster kid’s so ironic, he can’t listen to neutral milk hotel cause he’s lactose intolerant (I fail at irony)
Yo hipster kid so ironic, he __________.
Yo hardcore kid so fat, she nosh while she mosh. [via @JWZ]
RT @addictedimage: @3liza all the dance-dance-mastication.
Yo hardcore kid so fat, she ________________.
If hardcore kids dance so hard, how come they so fat?
CC: Department of Motherfuckers; BCC: Motherfuckers Internal Affairs
SNAK KING: “King of Snacks” (R)
I propose another rock opera, but this one about beatniks. Call it Howl, of course. The big hit song will be the Rage of Aquarius.
One of those hobo wheelchair teams is having a screaming fight in the goddamn street. Wheeler seems to have abandoned wheelie, who objects.
Rewatching Hair, it struck me for the first time what a bunch of entitled, unsocialized cretins the characters are.
You will refer to me as Chesty Molesty from now on.
I wake up reluctantly these days, because I’ve been dreaming again. I think it’s a sign of too much residual caffeine in my blood. My blood!
RT @JhonenV: A new review and actually a pretty fine take on Jellyfist. http://tinyurl.com/cax5zp
Home from the waste and settling comfortably back into a really hideous mood. To those waiting for Ectomo buttons: thanks for your patience.
All of you, just stop. Stop telling me what you’re doing, unless what you’re doing is AMAZING.
Testing something horrible… L:Swaziland
The revolution will not be microblogged, apparently. (HURRRRR)
New blog post: League of Super Evil, I guess. http://tinyurl.com/bhlwqv
Days of Groin boosted my follower count way past 650, which is absurd. I’m now preaching to a crowd bigger than my entire elementary school.
New blog post: Follow Me to Nowhere http://tinyurl.com/bkdbl6