July 2009
http://twitpic.com/c88yo - Screenshot: Conclave Journal boy, getting graphic.
http://twitpic.com/c7qqq - New scan of “Noodles” from Priority Mail Series 1.
http://twitpic.com/c8dau - #14 in progress: screentones for everyone.
My Jetta, the Black Mariah, is docked safely at her home station. Engine still weak, post-air and fuel filter-replacement. Maddening.
Got my mits on a Moleskine “Folio Collection” sketchbook. Finally big enough to be useful to real artists, nice smooth tooth. Approved.
Up for shitlisting: A&B Impound, for misconstruing the meaning of the word “tow” to include cracking my oil pan. Considering litigation.
Jetta status: docked at diesel repair lot, where latino mechanics laughed at my wee, bleeding car, cowering amidst the congress of Macks.
Waited in many lines. Saviors today include Fabulous Silver Fox at the DMV, Truckstop Good Ol’ Boys, and Rasta Towtruck.
Contacting the OPD Towing Information Line via phone tree results in a disconnection tone. Via direct dial, a private voicemail. Neat!
Doodling. Then maybe a return to this unfinished piece: http://twitpic.com/a6al2 (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3Qjc)
Link →
Goddamn Twitterfeed is some kind of broken. #
I crumbled, like cheese on salad, and started a Facebook Page for ME. – http://tinyurl.com/EKGGauger #
Thanks to @qtrnevermore for acting…
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And I made myself a fresh cup of tea, so I had something warm to ignore. #
Behold, the only emoticon .. http://bit.ly/64DqQ
This is My Entire Life: http://bit.ly/IYBk8
If I want to make an appointment at the DMV, I will have to wait until August 6th. Or, I can go stand in a line for 45 minutes on Monday.
I was at the DMV this morning bright and early. It was closed. The only sign on the door, presumably explaining why, was in Spanish.
So, so angry.
This is My Entire Life →
RT @Foxtongue @josienutter Please tell me this is not real. EA puts sexual bounty on the heads of its own booth babes - http://arst.ch/57j
I’m aware that I am supposed to be at Comic Con right about now. The DMV and the Parking Violations Bureau are in disagreement about HOW.
Goal for the day: refrain from screaming in public.
Set a Sweatshop attendance record this very night. 45 peeps with their nuts glued to the screen at once, and a total of 618 hits. Fweeeeee.
GET AWAY! YOU PEOPLE ARE STIFLING ME! AAAAAAUGH!
I’m eating the chocolate bar I bought for my brother. I call it, Preventative Bullying.
http://twitpic.com/b2jit - Berlin robot studio, the final days.
http://twitpic.com/b2jr3 - AROOOOOOOOOOO
It’s not done, everyone. But I have to leave it here. @intoner has volunteered to finish it off for me.
Thanks to @qtrnevermore for acting as my print minion today, and ferrying dark arts to @neilhimself. There were ghostlickings portrayed.
By the way, #savenerdlove2009 is the most transparent scam I’ve ever seen. It does not cost $500 to meet up with your online girlfriend
http://twitpic.com/b0jfw - The Fisherman’s Daughter, from the first Priority Mail series.
Hot camera-on-canvas action as I spent my last night in Berlin painting a giant, angry robot. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3Qjc)
http://twitpic.com/aupmu - This is how I pay for my room and board, folks. I’m no artist, I’m a pencil rent boy.
Good work, @twitdraw! He’s got a fine fat neck on him. Probably an alpha in his pod/herd/swarm.
Nahhhh…no kid is better at drawing than other kids. I remember preschool and elementary school. Only later do the artists stick out.
RT @twitdraw #twitdraw http://twitdraw.com/hjgb3n
Goddamn Twitterfeed is some kind of broken.
I crumbled, like cheese on salad, and started a Facebook Page for ME. - http://tinyurl.com/EKGGauger
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Dunno what the hell is going on with my Twitter/Blog feed, please ignore. #
http://twitpic.com/a51cl – “Heather”. Freshly scanned; nice and crisp. #
Join me for another exciting,…
You guys have heard about Wal-Mart bulldozing an American Indian burial ground, right? - http://is.gd/1CBUe
Every day, I regret wasting my time in high school. Would have been far better to drop out, and get started on real life that much earlier.
SteamCon has seen fit to appropriate the phrase “perpetual teatime” for their hospitality suite. I named a spaceship that, a few years ago.
Sluggums, I need a business card template for A4 paper. GO!
On top of having my car towed by broke-ass goddamn California to pay for the cocaine habits of retirees, all my bank cards were canceled.
Visa is now playing the Forrest Gump theme for me while I wait on Skype, on hold. Thanks, you faceless douchenozzles. Appreciate it!
Little do they suspect, I am typing nasty things about them to a captive audience of one thousand. Laugh with me, Nudibranchs!
Good work, sluggettes. Through the healing power of yelling, I convinced VISA I was worthy of an emergency card, mailed to me in Berlin.
Been so angry the past few days, my fingerprints are hardening and peeling off. The body’s natural preparation for a homecoming crime spree.
Hey @csinman, do you have a Wacom tablet (not the same thing as a wackoff tablet)?
I’m teetering on the brink of sleep, or a quick Sweatshop inspired by the two sets of lesbians I saw on the U-Bahn with matching hairstyles.
I realized today I’ve forgotten how to draw pretty things. A quick sketch before bed. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/3Qjc)
http://twitpic.com/ai58u - Show’s over, folks. Nothing to see here.
