September 2009
The Cake is a Squid →
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August 2009
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To my chagrin, Fable 2 has proven immensely enjoyable. What the Sims was severely lacking in savagery and goblin massacre, Fable provides.
RT @ectomo Your Daily WTF: Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t What?: For One Thing [Soup.io] http://bit.ly/7RLGw (nuttin to fuck wid)
Famine: Since I’ve arrived in Seattle, fleeing a hostile Oakland and its pathetic, pinching parking tickets and .. http://bit.ly/nttSl
RT @jwz Blog update, wherein @twestivalsf screws over @dnalounge with their their egregious unprofessionalism. http://bit.ly/3YwWY5
Famine →
Since I’ve arrived in Seattle, fleeing a hostile Oakland and its pathetic, pinching parking tickets and tow lots, I’ve been eating off the trees.
Seattle is so goddamn clean. On walks, I see…
RT @mollycrabapple My iphone autocorrects “gogo” as “hog”
The Obese Have Smaller Brains: 2:30:00 PM Me: As time goes on, I find myself less and less able to draw anything.. http://bit.ly/4wwQnF
The Obese Have Smaller Brains →
2:30:00 PM Me: As time goes on, I find myself less and less able to draw anything without berating myself for the cliches I see.
2:30:03 PM Me: It’s become agonizing.
2:30:25 PM Me: I need new…
Has the tea market ever publically acknowledged the contributions of Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise to Earl Grey, as a brand?
That singular star captain has done more to influence tea’s stock and trade than any event since the Boston Tea Party.
I feel like I somehow compromised my principles by eating brunch at the Seattle Four Seasons hotel restaurant, which is called “Art”.
Veryveryveryvery Gooooood. →
1:18:48 AM Me: HEY GUYS I WROTE A SONG
1:18:54 AM Me: OH REALLY LET’S MAKE A VIDEO
1:19:01 AM Me: YEAH COOL WHAT SHOULD THE VIDEO BE ABOUT
1:19:04 AM Ian: VERY GOOD
1:19:04…
I need a Greasemonkey programmer to build me a “Twit this” checkbox next to my Google searchbar. Number of results should be twat, too.
Veryveryveryvery Gooooood.: 1:18:48 AM Me: HEY GUYS I WROTE A SONG
1:18:54 AM Me: OH REALLY LET’S MAKE A .. http://bit.ly/10imqZ
One cannot help but be alarmingly self-conscious about all these drawings of monsters. I should write something.
Sunday: An opportunity at the Woodland Park Zoo: a white man slouching on the sloth bear fence growls and guffa.. http://bit.ly/19L1MA
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An opportunity at the Woodland Park Zoo: a white man slouching on the sloth bear fence growls and guffaws over the ditch. The bear is pacing laps through burrows dug into the fiberglass by…
Ate too much Good n’ Plenty. Jesus christ.
Woke up with cold gooey cat nose prints all over my face. How adorablaaaauuguhhalghuahglhuahglh….spit…cough…
Fucking Twitter crossposters broken all over the goddamned place. LOOK: http://bit.ly/CvpWM
Thanks @mykeamend. And thanks for the nice shoutout in the Dark Roasted Blend interview, too. That was above and beyond, my friend.
New Sketch →
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http://twitpic.com/dgqff - This is the only place I’m allowed to sit anymore.
Ballpoint →
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Really growing to appreciate my nice flatscreen, hunched in this dank basement over an SD teevee that’s muddling up all the bustable ghosts.
The Alaska Airlines desk jockeys just informed me that the airline is now charging for checked baggage. They didn’t need my business anyway.
Robbed of my roadtrip, I sourly await the arrival of an airport shuttle in the dead of dawn. Have an unmissable meeting in Seattle at 11.
http://twitpic.com/d1ulc - @IronRinn has managed to set the kitchen on fire for the second goddamn time.
So, Broadway VW in Oakland? Shitweasels. Quoted me $450 to remove the oil pan to check the bearings for wear. “2 hours labor” my ass.
Tow lot cracked my oil pan, which dumped my oil, which caused me to drive out of the tow lot with no oil…
…which caused my oil alarm to go off, which caused the engine to shut down, when I rolled into a truckstop with a blown turbo. ~$3000
Lawyering up as we speak.
Uploaded MMMBop loop to Tindeck: http://www.tindeck.com/listen/zzli It’s not perfect, but it should sound pretty okay on mobiles.
Will trade looped Mmmbop chorus for a good dramatic chord stab to use as a text message tone.
Successfully recreated Dr. House’s ringtone.
RT @stylecunt Fan of Rimmel Play Fast Quick-dry colors: for people who aren’t under the delusion that nailpolish lasts for more than 2 days.
Here’s a Dramatic Chord: http://www.tindeck.com/listen/lafl Why do you make me do everything myself, huh?
To clarify, Jetta TDI had fuel/air filters replaced, plus new oil pan. Now belching white smoke; Check Engine light on, low power, stutters.
How bad is it when a diesel engine is smoking like a tugboat? Real bad?
I’d like to holla at my boys @RikkiSimons, @JhonenV, and @Eriktown for their input during this process. Also to @DooneyStudio for inspo.
http://twitpic.com/ckyic - They follow the chemicals in the trails on the carpet, their black tongues digging through the shag to find h …
http://twitpic.com/ckxsa - You should learn up some fresh infos about Fourteen here on Gibberings: http://bit.ly/nMLbE
Fourteen →
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The Dots →
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RT @samanthrax RT @swells1313 Bitch if you tryin to play games with me, you better get used to solitaire.
