February 2010
“The polio vaccine is 99.97% mercury. The rest is reactor grade plutonium. No...”
– Jenny McCarthy’s son might not be autistic after all - The Something Awful Forums
“I’m starting to think that animation shouldn’t even be taught in...”
– Awful and bizarre art by people you know - The Something Awful Forums
“I don’t know if I can weigh in on [whether anime] is or isn’t art,...”
– Awful and bizarre art by people you know - The Something Awful Forums
“There are not many persons who know what wonders are opened to them in the...”
– H.P. Lovecraft (via thousandflowerettes) (via cardiograms)
One night I had a dream.
One night I had a dream— I dreamed I was walking along the beach with a Batman and across the sky flashed scenes from my life. For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints, one belonged to me and the other to a Batman. When the last scene of my life flashed before me, I looked back at the footprints in the sand. I noticed that many times along the path of my life, there was only one...
“Batman’s mask is lingerie. It conceals, and reveals, a face made for...”
– GIBBERINGS - Batmans
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-21) →
“PTSD isn’t just caused by combat, it’s also caused by what we took...”
– Rick Gauger, in a letter to a friend.
“Hats don’t go out of fashion. People are just too lazy to wear them.”
– Samantha Klapp, SWEATSHOP
FOLLOWUP: How to Feed the Artists
Today’s SWEATSHOP is all about cutting out the middleman between art patron and artists’ food. The time has come to begin the feeding, and here is how it will have to be:
STEP 1: PERUSE THE MENUS. Go to Eat24Hours.com and type in San Pablo Ave in the address field, and 94608 in the Zip field. No, this isn’t my address, you creepazoids. Hit Search Now and you’ll be...
SWEATSHOP Site Announcement!
The owner of Sweatshop.tv, who previously offered me a very good price on the domain, has written again to tell me he is going to set up a redirect from his domain to the SWEATSHOP site. What a mensch!
“I need a day job, I think all artists do. Without something horrible happening...”
– Tristan A. Farnon - The Comics Journal: Interviews
“A guy on OK Cupid is above all else, a salesman selling himself, and coffee is...”
– Lets create fake OKCupid profiles and post the hilarious results - The Something Awful Forums
“I got an AOL terms of service violation back in 1995 for saying, “Fuck all...”
– I don’t even like racist incest that much anyway: Forums You’re Banned From - The Something Awful Forums
“[Libertarians are] anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.”
– Fuck You, Got Yours (Libertarianz r dum pt 1: Privatization) - The Something Awful Forums
“I like hipsters more than goths because at least hipsters want you to laugh at...”
– Lets have a Hipster Safari: Where is my gun? - The Something Awful Forums
How to make a rap song:
Now available on TWOYOUTUBEVIDEOSANDAMOTHERFUCKINGCROSSFADER.COM for added convenience.
theduty:
wheredidjp:
Step 1: Play this and this at around the same time.
Step 2: Enjoy.
…this is beyond fuckin’ perfect.
“My ultimate dream is to be told, with poignant and heartfelt sincerity, that I...”
– Strange pictures on dating sites - The Something Awful Forums
