March 2010
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-28) →
You are now wondering why you have never noticed...
GIBBERINGS - You are now wondering why you have never noticed this before.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-21) →
“Funeral operatives. Tell me those two words do not make you think of a crack...”
– ECTOPLASMOSIS! » The World Organization of Funeral Operatives
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-14) →
“I wonder how many suicide bombings are actually just spontaneous combustion. ...”
– Wytukaze, #ectomo
“Your site sucks. Let me be clear: your site sucks. You are actively...”
– Social Strata Support: How do I delete my account and leave this site?
“The only way young artists truly grow past anime/manga is by abandoning it and...”
– Awful and bizarre art by people you know - The Something Awful Forums
“You know what I hate about people who criticize you? They criticize what you...”
– Stephen Colbert to O’Reilly (via nixg)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7) →
“FACT: I don’t really make shit off of all that horrific ZIM merch you see at Hot...”
– Jhonen Vasquez
Mindspill » INVADER ZIM Fact #3
“Hey, kids!” I called out, a little too loud, really, “It’s Richard Horvitz,...”
– Mindspill » INVADER ZIM Fact #2
“Even Hitler, who tried to move the entire haute-couture industry to Germany...”
– Radical Tradionalists, an essay by Susannah Frankel (via rosemarygeorge) (via lagedor)
“Everyone makes bad work, usually forever.”
– Awful and bizarre art by people you know - The Something Awful Forums
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-28) →
WatchLow budget and pitch-perfect. - I Am Terrified - Alec Empire Remix
(via cardiograms: fuckyeahiamx)
Followup to last post: Rapekit
* “Rapekit” - A game in which you list the contents of a “rapekit” that would have to be applied to a given person before said person was sexually attractive, or “rapeable”. Works best on people with easily-fixed dealbreakers, such as bad hair (you would have scissors or styling product in your rapekit), poor grooming (tweezers), or irritating modes of speech...
Prescription Boners
Beck: I haven't watched the X-files for probably a decade at this point.
Me: I was an "x-phile". Mulder was probably my first serious tv crush. The only one, since I was 12 and that shit is for 12 year olds.
Beck: but what about hugh
Me: I would hit that like the vengeful fist of an angry god.
Beck: Wouldn't we all. Nohomo.
Me: Dr. Gregory House - Rapekit*: _________________
Beck: Opiate abuse can lead to erectile disfunction
Me: Well, he's probably into some really bizarre shit.
Beck: Dr. House: Secret Furry
Me: Also I'm sure he has all the prescription boners he wants.
Beck: "You can call me… Dr. Housecat."
Me: Prescription Boners
Beck: Pretty good term.
Me: It has a nice ring to it.
Beck: Sounds like an indie band. Either that or an 80s grunge band.
Me: The kind that tours with L7. And Lords of Acid. Oh! And Rockbitch.
Beck: Oh no I've opened the door to Band Namedropping what have I done
Me: Those bands suck, too.
Beck: Whoa, whoa. Prescription Boners does not suck.
“Just like in the movies, as Brown’s massive frame dropped, the three security...”
– Mindspill » INVADER ZIM Fact #1
““The very people who believe that everything has already been discovered and...”
– -Eugene Delacroix via SUPERlative Lunacy (via astragoblin) (via ubergrid) 