You can choose not to wear the $1000 suit. I can’t choose not to be a...– razorirr comments on Wow…never thought about it that way.
also quit it with the zodiac bullshit; astrology isnt real but more importantly, tumblr savior no longer works on firefox, so i can’t just shut you out. its up to you now, to shut up. my fate is in your hands. thanks
Remember months ago when I posted that “Rape culture is…” quote and it got insanely popular? Well, it’s still insanely popular. Over 10k notes at this point and I am incredibly sick of seeing it popping up in my notifications because it’s drowning out response to posts I actually care about. I figured maybe I could make it “private” to shut off the...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
Hecq (73) Bee Gees (29) The Mount Fuji Doomjazz Corporation (22) IAMX (21) Sneaker Pimps (18) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I did make a bunch of money by winning the Netscape Startup Lottery, it’s...– Watch a VC use my name to sell a con. | jwz
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Mr. Goku - Google Docs - Slashfic Sunday →
“Sir, Mr. Goku is here.” Jeeves stressed the first syllable sniffily, indicating his disapproval of the late, unannounced nature of the visit. “Shall I tell him you have gone to bed?” Bertie, who hadn’t, cocked his head to one side, considering the ceiling. “It’d be jolly rude, wouldn’t it Jeeves?” “Yes, sir. I shall tell him to go, shall I sir?” “No, no, no that won’t do Jeeves. Send...
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“Don’t sing.” “Why not?” “You’re awful at it.” “Tha’s not the point o’ singin’.” Days off became intolerable after the first few hours of freedom wore off. While the other men on RED team were reliable in battle, their interpersonal skills wore thin on the stress and horror of the war, the constant dust or snow or gravel worming its way into places you couldn’t pay a hooker to touch,...
Me: i remember one time i skinned the entire computer with Monty Python's theme that came with their win95 game
Me: mom begged me to make the computer stop playing the men's choral version of the Spam Song when it booted up
Me: i refused on principle
RN: I had this star wars cd that had hundreds of sound and video clips
RN: and you could set it up to play not only sounds
RN: but movies
RN: upon certain system events
RN: so you'd get an error and it would play a clip of the death star blowing up or something
RN: in retrospect it was the most obnoxious thing in the world and I should have made more use of it
Me: we should bomb a mac store with something like that
RN: yeah, we need to find something good like that to mess with them
RN: I mean
RN: it's easy to just destroy a mac given a minute or so and proper knowledge
RN: but to really inconvenience them
RN: to confuse dozens of people in the process
RN: that's something to strive for
Me: any chump can break a computer. it takes a man of finesse to make a computer break the chumps.
RN: the logical progression of changing your friend's screensaver to a rude phrase marquee and setting a password only you know
i wonder how many people have tried to register the username “3liza” and when they were told it was already taken, checked out my blog and were like “this is bullshit. i’d do so much more with this url…”
apparently I dumped so much art history on dermestidaeorphilinae in my post earlier today that they actually quit tumblr. or changed their username. whoops.
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