April 2011
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“I had no intention of doing so, since, as I have once remarked in the course of...”
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“Quite simply, my father was an intelligent man. From my cradle onward I was...”
– Venus in Furs, by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch
March 2011
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-27) →
IAMX (35)
DeVotchKa (32)
Type O Negative (27)
The Presets (26)
Tipper (24)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Anonymous asked: I'm Amphibious and breath through my skin. As you can imagine mass pollution has wrecked havok on my pores. Can you recommend any homeopathic skin remedies?
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Baying Through the Undergrowth
And when, by means of pitifully ardent, naively lascivious caresses, she of the noble nipple and massive thigh prepared me for the performance of my nightly duty, it was still a nymphet’s scent that in despair I tried to pick up, as I bayed through the undergrowth of dark decaying forests.
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find a match, good ping, buncha low level noobs too.. huge XP comin my way i say out loud. headshot a couple faggots in the first 30 seconds of the match, plowing my way onto their side of the map. there it is. perfect, defenseless. but.. what the frack.. their flag is a blonde barely legal babe?! OWNAGE!! i fireman carry her a little ways, but shes shrieking and squirming.. the camera...
“If any of you fine people ordered buttons from me in the past couple months, I...”
– GIBBERINGS - If I Looking for Button
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A Bubble of Hot Poison
A normal man given a group photograph of school girls or Girl Scouts and asked to point out the comeliest one will not necessarily choose the nymphet among them. You have to be an artist and a madman, a creature of infinite melancholy, with a bubble of hot poison in your loins and a super-voluptuous flame permanently aglow in your subtle spine (oh, how you have to cringe and hide!), in order to...
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“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip...”
– Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
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“The best thing about Kate Beaton’s internet celebrity was watching all the...”
– “Women are like children” - Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
“i stand in front of the bathroom mirror. first, softly, “i am...”
– Hitler Auditions
“has anyone helpfully reminded them that in cod you kill those millions of people...”
– Duke Nukem Forever replaces flag with capturable, slappable women
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guccigoth:
Felt like Snoop had too many cornrows on my HD; adjusted contrast and now he has too FEW?? fml
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-20) →
La Roux (32)
Burial (32)
DeVotchKa (28)
IAMX (24)
Radiohead (21)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Anonymous asked: Many years ago, a young boy named Xavier happened upon an enchanted Cabbage Patch, where he found very special Little People who called themselves Cabbage Patch Kids. To help fulfill the Cabbage Patch Kids' dream of having families with whom to share their love, Xavier set about building a special place known as Babyland General, where the kids remain until each is chosen for adoption....
Anonymous asked: What do you think English sounds like If you can't understand it?
Anonymous asked: If fire feeds on oxygen and when all the oxygen in a space is depleted fire goes out and there's no oxygen in outer space then how's the sun on fire?
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unidentifiedflyingoutrage-deact asked: This beautiful blog right here.
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Nestle's Vampire Castle
massiveblackinc:
Original Article
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Mothhead
massiveblackinc:
Original Article
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A vicious cycle
kilomonster:
> Can’t get experience without artist job.
> Can’t get artist job without experience.
This is the prevalent sentiment I am getting from my job search and it is fucking frustrating as someone who did not get to go somewhere where I could even have internship opportunities and now being out of school, I’m disqualified for all the ones I come across.
People with jobs got...
