toxoplasm

Jul 29

boysinbarrettes:

people in other parts of the country use the word “anymore” in a much wider variety of grammatical environments and with a broader range of meaning than people from my part of the country. in particularly, using it at the beginning of a sentence always reminds me of where i first encountered that particular usage: reading some chuck palahniuk novel at age like 20. there’s no other way to put this: people who say “anymore” at the beginning of a sentence remind me of chuck palahniuk

this was so baffling to me the first time i read palahniuk and i just thought it was some hamhanded faux-vintage affectation of his because i had literally never encountered it before (or since, actually) and was totally unable to parse it. it created a massive speedbump in every sentence in which i encountered it. i am vaguely aware now that it is in use outside of my cascadian dialect bubble but still cant really parse it

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traversefamilypicnic:

boysinbarrettes:

chuck palahniuk is one of four authors we are supposed to put security tags in every single copy of every single one of their books at my work because they get ripped off so much. the other authors are kerouac, bukowski, and hunter s thompson

lmao

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megaparsecs:

we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be 

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peterfeld:

Someone at the Associated Press must have come in to work still drunk from last night because they accidentally tweeted out the truth, but the mistake was quickly discovered and they apologized.

peterfeld:

Someone at the Associated Press must have come in to work still drunk from last night because they accidentally tweeted out the truth, but the mistake was quickly discovered and they apologized.

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"Wolfram Alpha" sounds like the name of someone’s fursona.

(Source: wrywlf, via rincewitch)

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wonderous-world:

Sintra forest, Portugal by Ari Bixhorn

wonderous-world:

Sintra forest, Portugal by Ari Bixhorn

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surgery fundraiser update

jobhaver:

I am 7.63% to my goal, which means i am getting very close to having 10% of the funds necessary for my facial feminization surgeries.

Thank you so much everyone who has donated. those of you who are close to me online or who know me in real life know how important having this is to me, to treat my sex dysphoria as a trans woman, and for how long I have felt hopeless and dejected by my inability to fund this myself.

I am hoping to reach 10% on this by the end of the week, and I encourage you all to donate if you are able and otherwise continue to share my posts about this.

Additonally, I have had a few people want to donate to my fund but have problems with the gofundme site and I want to make it clear that you are also able to donate to my fund via paypal using my email address: rebeka.refuse@gmail.com. Funds sent via paypal will not show up on my gofundme page but will still go directly to the savings account where I am keeping my surgery funds and be put toward expenses from my surgery.

the link is here if you want to donate or share 👍

http://www.gofundme.com/a8ru4o

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weeaboo-chan:

history1970s:

jackanthonyfernandez:

emes:

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

weeaboo-chan:

history1970s:

jackanthonyfernandez:

emes:

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN

idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?

Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about

1. stealing lobsters

2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

(via traversefamilypicnic)