1 day ago   •   7,447 notes   •   VIA: weremerebear   •   SOURCE: jobhaver
  • jobhaver:

    secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

    mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

    secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

    mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

    secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

    mulder: fuck you

    1 day ago   •   24 notes
  • that about sums it up

    that about sums it up

    #blog  
    1 day ago   •   108 notes   •   VIA: notquiteluke   •   SOURCE: problemglyphs
  • notquiteluke:

    problemglyphs:

    Glyph: [REAR ECHELON]

    Problem:

    Anonymous asked you:

    November 4th 2013, 7:03:00 am

    i feel almost cripplingly bad for being born as a member of the most oppressive group in the world

    (the artist of Problem Glyphs does this as their full time job; please consider supporting them on Patreon or PayPal)

    boo fucking hoo

    "#you wanna be less bad for being part of an oppressive group? #stop being fucking oppressive  #its not hard jesus christ #this glyph is way pretty tho"

    hey kid, i actually don’t give a shit about your opinions about my drawings, or about the glyph requests that have been submitted to me. keep your nasty little judgments to yourself, and don’t reblog my art anymore. cool? cool.

    1 day ago   •   29 notes   •   VIA: traversefamilypicnic   •   SOURCE: traversefamilypicnic
  • traversefamilypicnic:

    morganumbra:

    traversefamilypicnic:

    MAJOR ELIZA “LOL-ITA” GAUGER WAS KILLED IN ACTION DURING OPERATION SOARING GRAVE. HIS LAST ACT WAS TO DESTROY A MECH-SUITED ALIEN THREATENING THE LIFE OF MORGAN “UMBRA”, THUS ENSURING HER SURVIVAL. HE WILL BE AVENGED

    I WILL AVENGE U MAJOR GAUGER

    you did!!! the very next turn!!

    eliza gauger will be remembered for his confusing name and love of twinks and getting shot. he went on only one mission that did not result in him being sent to the hospital, whereupon he was… immediately sent to the hospital for gene mods. rip

    1 day ago   •   81 notes   •   VIA: 19thcenturyboyfriend   •   SOURCE: 19thcenturyboyfriend
  • 19thcenturyboyfriend:

Miroslav Kraljević

    19thcenturyboyfriend:

    Miroslav Kraljević

    1 day ago   •   525 notes   •   VIA: foie   •   SOURCE: mepenelope
  • 
Anjelica Huston for Halston 1972 resort collection _ Photo by Pierre Schermann, NYC.

    Anjelica Huston for Halston 1972 resort collection _ Photo by Pierre Schermann, NYC.

    1 day ago   •   72 notes   •   VIA: jerkcity   •   SOURCE: jerkcity
  • jerkcity:

#5710: here’s what i want you to do

    jerkcity:

    #5710: here’s what i want you to do

    1 day ago   •   213 notes   •   VIA: vonmonsta   •   SOURCE: rucazombie
  • rucazombie:

Back view …

    rucazombie:

    Back view …

    #nsfw  
    1 day ago   •   26 notes   •   VIA: vonmonsta   •   SOURCE: lisiseriksson
  • vonmonsta:

lisiseriksson:

Naomi Von Monsta

Liselotte always takes the best photographs; this was before going to see Kate Bush last Wednesday.

    vonmonsta:

    lisiseriksson:

    Naomi Von Monsta

    Liselotte always takes the best photographs; this was before going to see Kate Bush last Wednesday.

    1 day ago   •   11 notes   •   VIA: traversefamilypicnic   •   SOURCE: traversefamilypicnic
  • traversefamilypicnic:

    chrimpus lights

    1 day ago   •   18 notes   •   VIA: traversefamilypicnic   •   SOURCE: traversefamilypicnic
  • traversefamilypicnic:

    please note that despite his adamant refusal to go a single goddamned mission without getting shot a million times in the face and ass, eliza “lol-ita” now has the highest killcount in xcom and remains the goofus to morgan “umbra”s gallant. 

    important: i can now turn recruits into robocops. if you would like to be a robocop, please express your preference with whirring and clanking

    2 days ago   •   6 notes   •   VIA: macsun   •   SOURCE: macsun
  • macsun:

/81

    macsun:

    /81

    2 days ago   •   16 notes   •   VIA: pieternellag   •   SOURCE: pieternellag
  • pieternellag:

Rotterdam

    pieternellag:

    Rotterdam

    2 days ago   •   3 notes
  • we didn’t plan that, and i am in utter disbelief

    2 days ago   •   27 notes   •   VIA: orbsteeb   •   SOURCE: oneprivilagedarseole
  • ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

    orbsteeb:

    oneprivilagedarseole:

    orbsteeb:

    oneprivilagedarseole:

    Robots.. You may ask why? Well put simply it is so we can move on as a species, dinosaurs are a symbol of where we were not where we want to be. People cling on to the past like it was a good thing when in reality the furture is where we can change our lifes

    having a hard time with the english language is one thing but this is a malapropriapism

    gahahhaha

    anyway stop talking. stop giving lectures, especially. you aren’t a philosopher! you’re a rude asshole

    You are typical of the modern political warrior, you attack me as a person rather than any of the points i make. Actually what did i ever do to deserve this? Well put simply i advocated for freedom of speech,.. You my friend ARE the fascist. Good day

    you are typical of the modern klingon warrior, you charge screaming at things beyond your comprehension and get dunked on so everyone knows what to take seriously (not you). lone wolf more like lone worf am i right? i am absolutely right. 

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