You who just recommended me to Virgin Blak, I wish you hadn’t done that.
Now all my money will be gone.
Sorry, that was me. And these are the pants you should get instead of some nasty Lip Service trash that costs just as much and looks like a poorly-stitched garbage bag (that literally everyone else at the club is wearing already). Lip Service should only ever be purchased on extreme clearance, and even then only a few lines are worth a god damn.