annethecatdetective:

To anyone not hanging out in Sweatshop right now, this makes no sense. We kind of invented a show with a terrible but highly entertaining premise…

This is the rookie cop who gets no respect, has to deal with graffiti, and in my mind, sounds like Steve Buscemi.

Sweatshop got a little out of hand last night.

FURRY COPS: only on Fox

starring

Officer Bear.  Unlike every other member of the force, he’s not a furry.  He’s an actual bear.

Sgt. “Foxy” Huahua.  Bear’s partner for three years, her recent promotion has strained their already-tumultuous relationship.

The Chief.  Was a fighting cock for ten years before he joined the force, and kicked his way up he ranks like he used to kick his opponents to shreds.  A good man with a secret tender soul, the Chief is slow to anger, but keeps a firm hand on the reigns of his department.

Medical Examiner Tourquay “Buzz” Boussard has a weird sense of humor and a prodigious cologne collection.  Everyone likes him.

FURRY COPS!!

YOU’RE A LOOSE CANNON, BEAR!

COP DRAMA