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this is literally how my father starts conversations with me

Doddy: By coincidence, a rabbi, a priest, and a born-again christian farted simultaneously in a bar.

Me: *leans forward*

Me: GO ON....

Doddy: I'm THINKING.

Posted on Show all posts made on this day.June 22, 2012 with 17 notes.
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