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  • Bumpus Bumpus, the Beloved Circus Strong Man

    Bumpus Goes to Dinner
    Bumpus Bumpus, the beloved circus strong man, must disguise himself as Bumpus Crumpets, wealthy industrialist, to infiltrate a high society dinner and save the circus.  But his plan falls apart when, at a business meeting, it is asked “Has anyone ever seen Bumpus Bumpus and Bumpus Crumpets in the same room?”  The exciting conclusion will leave you breathless!

    Bumpus Marches On
    Bumpus Bumpus, the beloved circus strong man, must disguise himself as Bumpus Trumpets, professional horn player, to infiltrate the wicked John Philip Sousa’s London sweatshop and save the circus’ dwarf troupe, who have been mistaken for child labor.  But his plan falls apart when, at a parade the next day, it is asked “Has anyone ever seen Bumpus Bumpus and Bumpus Trumpets in the same room?”  The harrowing ending will amaze young and old alike!

    Bumpus Goes to College
    Bumpus Bumpus, the beloved circus strong man, must disguise himself as Bumpus Rhombus, a keen student of geometry, to become apprenticed to the enigmatic Professor Newton and design a new bigtop that could save the circus.  But his plan falls apart when, at graduation, it is asked “Has anyone ever seen Bumpus Bumpus and Bumpus Rhombus in the same dorm room?”  The collegiate wrap-up will send you to school!

    Bumpus and the Nice Ladies
    Bumpus Bumpus, the beloved circus strong man, must disguise himself as Bumpus Strumpets, a mysterious madame from The Colonies, to infiltrate a Whitechapel bordello and save the circus.  But his plan falls apart when, at a special policeman’s orgy, it is asked “Has anyone ever seen Bumpus Bumpus and Bumpus Strumpets in the same room?”  The amusing ending will make you gasp!

    The Bumpus Heard Round the World
    Bumpus Bumpus, the beloved circus strong man, must disguise himself as Bumpus Plumpus, sole challenger to the incumbent William Howard Taft in the ancient Round the World in 80 Stone competition, which will determine the next President of the United States.  Two part special!

    Bumpus Goes to America
    Bumpus Bumpus, the beloved circus strong man, must disguise himself as Bumpus Stumpus, professional lumberjack, to secure his passage to the Colonies and save the circus.  But his plan falls apart when, at a late night wood alcohol drinking competition, he finally meets his match: the lushly-bearded Lumberjack King, Bumpus Lumbus.  The romantic climax will shock you!

    Bumpus Cleans Up
    Bumpus Bumpus, the beloved circus strong man, must disguise himself as Bumpus Dumpus, charismatic trash baron, to bluff his way onto the biggest garbage barge on the Thames and save the circus.  But his plan falls apart when, during the quest for the Best Rat, he realizes he is finally happy for the first time in his life, and wonders whether he should return to the circus at all.  His decision will surprise and delight you!

    A Very Bumpus Christmas
    Bumpus Bumpus, the beloved circus strong man, must disguise himself as Bumpus Krampus, the child-beating Yuletide demon, to infiltrate a Satanic Christmas cult and save the circus.  But his plan falls apart when, as the final summoning sigils are inscribed in the sawdust of the bigtop floor, a hooded figure asks, “F’thagl heagg’t, blddl’ty Bumpus Bumpus ytlty-fnlgl Bumpus Krampus fthig grm’mp asmodai?”  The heartwarming finale will leave you changed forever!

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