Eliza Gauger

[scientist voice] corn

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:13:52 -0700

me: i have a problem with this shit me: “think about my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:02:55 -0700

me: i have a problem with this shit

me: “think about my feelings!!”

me: when has that ever worked

rn: like some dude is going to read this and be like “huh,” and go on to rethink his views of women

me: how about anti-catcalling posters with a bloodthirsty no-bullshit priestess who looks like john goodman just got home from a bad night at the meat packing plant, and it says, IF WE SEE YOU CATCALLING WOMEN WE WILL FUCKING BEAT YOUR GARBAGE FACE IN

me: SEE YOU SOON

me: SIGNED, S.C.U.M.

rn: i mean i get the intent behind it, but it just smells like liberal just-world bullshit. surely we can simply appeal to the better nature these men surely possess, surely if we just phrase our pleasantries right we will be able to get through to them and bring about a resonating change

me: a bloo hoo hoo “art against assault”

rn: it’s like the makers of this are art students with no experience in actual monstrous human cruelty

me: im a 250 lbs white hetero construction worker and im personally touched by this glossy fuchsia poster on my way through the subway every morning

rn: it also seems to completely misappraise why dudes catcall in the first place

rn: as if it were an actual well-intentioned attempt to let a lady know that you think she is real cute today, as opposed to a power play made from high atop your dick-shaped armored parapet

me: right

rn: like these dudes aren’t aware that maybe it is not cool to follow someone around yelling at them

theremina: “Billy” by Allan Amato hi billy (edit: i should...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:12:00 -0700

theremina:

“Billy” by Allan Amato

hi billy

(edit: i should clarify that i know billy, i’m not just being a creep)

raaawrbin: ShySpy, I think you only managed to get like, two...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:24:21 -0700

y flash wat happen why

is dis part of zhe photoshoot??? D:

um okey i'm smiles hi yes take the photo um

how does hold mask up to face seductively

KNIFE STORM KNIFE STORMM

"..."

how does do anything

when you thought posing with books would be safe

"...bye"

"cheeeeeeeeeeeeese"

raaawrbin:

ShySpy, I think you only managed to get like, two good shots.

Close ups here!

~*~

If you haven’t already, you should probably see this first.

I think most of you would have figured out that this is a parody of yellowcat6’s GQ Spy post, haha.The idea was born in a chat with publicrabbit and yellowcat was nice enough to let me do a parody of the concept! :)

THIS TOOK FOREVER TO DO I tried my best to find the exact areas and right camera angles for the shots. In the end I still couldn’t figure out motion blur even with yellowcat’s help so I did it the good o’l fashioned photoshop way. Lots of photoshop. Aww yisss.

WELL ANYWAY I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKED IT OR WHATEVER uvu

hadrian6: Satyr. Giles Demarteau. French. 1729-1776....

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:36:18 -0700

hadrian6:

Satyr. Giles Demarteau. French. 1729-1776. engraving.

NSA gets early access to zero-day data from Microsoft, others

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:48:25 -0700

NSA gets early access to zero-day data from Microsoft, others:

ghostbongweedofthesamurai:

Meant to help secure network, data could be used to attack foreign governments

for those of you playing the home game, what this means is that microsoft (and other companies) are specifically not patching known security vulnerabilities in their programs for the explicit purpose of allowing the NSA to exploit them

‘Das Feuerordal’ by Rome“Swear never to be gentle / To...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:01:52 -0700

‘Das Feuerordal’ by Rome
“Swear never to be gentle / To always be unkind” - This album has been on repeat for a few weeks. I adore this gravid, purple, militaristic melancholy.

mventus: Aubrey Beardsley, Satyr me

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:17:40 -0700

mventus:

Aubrey Beardsley, Satyr

cafiffle: 3liza: cafiffle: everything’s going well on my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:03:05 -0700

cafiffle:

3liza:

cafiffle:

everything’s going well on my end

same

i swear to god its not what it looks like

uh this is the writer’s fault

kaible: (･っ･)

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:32:28 -0700

kaible:

(･っ･)

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:22:30 -0700

cafiffle: everything’s going well on my end same

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:54:20 -0700

cafiffle:

everything’s going well on my end

same

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:12:22 -0700

"It is like a country in an underworld,” said Gudrun. “The colliers bring it above-ground..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:24:45 -0700

““It is like a country in an underworld,” said Gudrun. “The colliers bring it above-ground with them, shovel it up. Ursula, it’s marvellous, it’s really marvellous, it’s really wonderful; another world. The people are all ghouls, and everything is ghostly. Everything is a ghoulish replica of the real world, a replica, a ghoul, all soiled, everything sordid. It’s like being mad, Ursula.””

- Women in Love, D. H. Lawrence

goodolarthistory: Artist: Ferdinand Keller Title: Bocklin’s...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:24:08 -0700

goodolarthistory:

Artist: Ferdinand Keller

Title: Bocklin’s Tomb

"They turned off the main road, past a black patch of common-garden, where sooty cabbage stumps stood..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:37:08 -0700

“They turned off the main road, past a black patch of common-garden, where sooty cabbage stumps stood shameless. No one thought to be ashamed. No one was ashamed of it at all.”

- Women In Love, D. H. Lawrence

gibsongrand: Brass Halo by Robert Maguire

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:36:25 -0700

gibsongrand:

Brass Halo by Robert Maguire

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s: tom french this is one of my...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:36:18 -0700

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

tom french

this is one of my favorite working methods and seeing someone do it so well is incredibly inspiring

beatyourselfup: poltic: The democratic right of protest should...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:48:17 -0700

beatyourselfup:

poltic:

The democratic right of protest should never and will never be crushed in the minds of the brave activists experiencing horrific police brutality in Turkey.

”Hence it is that such democracies have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention; have ever been found incompatible with personal security or the rights of property; and have in general been as short in their lives as they have been violent in their deaths.” -James Madison

miss-merboy: yo who else wants to join me in a neverending scream party just screaming all day...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:22:40 -0700

miss-merboy:

yo who else wants to join me in a neverending scream party

just screaming all day every day because you’ve run out of constructive and healthy ways to express your emotion