foie:
Lara Croft lived in a huge big mansion with two dudes and had a loads of guns and went on missions and studied all time time.
wow. goals.
sam.e
WHEN im mad i pretend my room is an elavator and i shut my door and say “elavator going down” ad pretend im going down to HELL to die
dear boss.
im sorry i could not come into work on monday. i had a serious case of The Sads. also im sorry im telling you this five days late and was unable to call you/come into work to explain for these five days because The Sads were just, like, super bad.
The Sads are compounded by the very concept of human interaction! i am sorry for this.
it is not ideal.
if it helps, i also failed to bathe myself or eat anything but eggs because i vaguely felt i needed protein.
your pal
-an employee
Member of the vast mean women conspiracy.
a cool thing about when one of your posts gets a lot of notes is that you can click on the urls of the people who reblogged you and then look away from the computer screen and blink and look back and then go into a corner and drink until you fall asleep standing up
SAME. (hi mom)



