23: 52:08<Eliza> [in star wars special edition], storm troopers ride giant lizards
23: 52:17<gb> ummmm
23: 52:20<gb> theyre called dewbacks
23: 52:36<gb> not "giant lizards"
23: 52:44<station> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
23: 53:05<gb> if i click this link and its homer yelling nerd im going to be so mad
23: 53:14<gb> i cant fucking believe this
ferkcity
thank
honk
Eliza__[cw]: http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1574.html
Eliza__[cw]: this most recent Jerkcity readthrough has given me a new appreciation of pants
Eliza__[cw]: i liked him before but was a firm spigot devotee
Eliza__[cw]: now i'm not so sure
Eliza__[cw]: he has a doglike glee that gives his lines a sort of Harpo Marx quality
Eliza__[cw]: honk honk honk honk honk
falafel_[cw]: you cant pick a favorite
Eliza__[cw]: i do what i want
falafel_[cw]: it's like picking a favorite between licking dongs and slurping dongs
Eliza__[cw]: how dare you
please pay attention to the time stamps here
me: let us bow
genuflect to the cyberdog
Eliza: bark bark bark bark bark
bark bark bark
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
me: bark bark bark bzzzt bark bark bzzzzzt
bark bark bark whirring bark
Sent at: 6:28 PM on Wednesday
Eliza: bark
Sent at: 8:25 PM on Wednesday
me: woof
Sent at: 9:29 PM on Wednesday
Eliza: arp arp
why dont we do both
RN: In his early theater days, Danny DeVito performed with the Colonnades Theater Lab, Eugene O'Neill Theater Center, and, along with his wife Rhea Perlman, appeared in plays produced by the Westbeth Playwrights Feminist Collective.
me : why dont we belong to a feminist collective
me : (offworld kickmurder squad)
RN: that feminist collective puts on plays
RN: that is not a kickmurder squad
me : well, mine kicks men to death
RN: that is a theater troupe
me : we do both
RN: i dont want to join a theater troupe
me : its interpreti ve kicking
RN: both might be okay
me : the vagina beatdowns
RN: i would have to think about it
RN: that name is clunky but serviceable
me : Fight Clit
RN: better
my friend and i are going to be hired extras at a Mos Eisley-themed party later this next month
eliza : can i borrow some black leather items for my gogo sith outfit for the cantina party
Lyric: Graa! I thought you were doing a Jabba dancer thing, so i was going to do an asajj ventress thing.
eliza : if you want to do a combo costume we should be those two ladies at the bar
eliza : with the green and blue makeup
eliza : i thought you were wearing your r2d2 bodysuit
Lyric: I scrapped that idea when I realized that there are no droids allowed in the cantina.
eliza : god damn
blight of my wasteland, dweller of my vault
gasbag problems in the floating world of Paulville
<Eliza> note also that john bioshock has his finger on the fucking trigger in that first pic
<Eliza> the fuck is that
<ghostbong> look at the ammunition tube compared to the size of the barrel
<ghostbong> like
<ghostbong> what is that thing supposed to shoot
<Eliza> cupcakes
<Eliza> entire potatoes
<Eliza> cow eyeballs
<ghostbong> a gun designed by elmer fudd
<Eliza> you have to load and pack the musket every time you want to shoot a miscegenist
<Eliza> stuffing hardboiled eggs down the barrel with your fingers
<ghostbong> you load ball bearings into the tube and then they just sortof ping around the barrel and come out at a random angle
<ghostbong> it's whimsical you see
<Eliza> "this time its personal"
<ghostbong> THIS TIME IT'S PAYBACK TIME
<Eliza> isnt shooting something like that just going to cause a lot of gasbag problems in the floating world of Paulville
<ghostbong> probably no more so than shooting stuff in an underwater structure
<rjinswand> also my theory re: john bioshock is that his finger is on the trigger because he just shot the gun over his shoulder, which is why the american flag is on fire
<Eliza> thats some solid sleuthing
<Eliza> you spend the rest of the game without a right stereo channel
<Eliza> these are the sacrifices you make for your country
<rjinswand> see! it's gritty and realistic
where's steeb
<Eliza> wheres steeb
<Eliza> he's on my dash literaly all day
<Eliza> complaining about a dearth of smooches?
<Eliza> when there are perfectly good smooching chums in here
<Nicolae> what the
<Nicolae> don't encourage smooching
<Eliza> nicolae load smooching subroutine
<station> ahaha
<station> you cant stop now
<Nicolae> what... no! i thought i deleted that subroutine-- no... nooooooSMOOCH MODE ACTIVATED
<Lorax_of_Sex> these jellybeans are defective. I can't tell blackberry from licorice or banana from mango.
<ghostbong> you are having a stroke
<Nicolae> PLEASE PLACE SMOOCHABLE INTO SMOOCH RECEPTACLE
<Lorax_of_Sex> *shove station towards nicolae*
<Nicolae> SMOOCHABLE LOCATED
<station> oh no
<Nicolae> ACTIVATING SMOOCH PROTOCOL
<Eliza> oh yes
<station> :O
<Nicolae> READING SETTINGS. TONGUE: YES. SALIVA: LOTS AND LOTS. NOISES: OH YEAH
<station> (｡-_-｡ )人( ｡-_-｡)
RN: this is what australia is like
RN: you come home after fighting a squad of deadly scorpions on your doorstep
RN: to find that a giant bird has flown into your bedroom and pulled all the keys out of your laptop
RN: then you turn around and find that a wallaby has destroyed your bathroom
RN: meanwhile an enormous spider has begun to show itself from behind a wall fixture
RN: your roof burns away in the 120 degree heat and you die of UV exposure
ELIZA: your children are consumed in a brush fire
RN: “fair dinkum,” explains prime minister when asked for comment
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