bioshock infinite is like those posts where steeb does riffs on famous writers except its ken levine doing an impression of joss whedon writing zybourne clock
bioshock infinite complete plotline behind link. if you care about spoilers, don’t click it.
before i read this, i was going to make a joke post, and it would have been in the form of a serious press release about how Zybourne Clock had been acquired by Irrational Games and in development for a few years, and would be released under the title Bioshock: Infinite on March 26th.
but i don’t have to make that post now. because it actually happened.
[15: 14:37] protagonist Bookworld DeWitt
[15: 14:47] why
[15: 15:33] lmao bookworld dewitt
[15: 15:46] make johnny fiveaces the protag, redeem game
[15: 15:53] press x to blow signature smoke
[15: 16:10] booker, please. he had a family.
[15: 16:33] imagine four baseballs on the edge of a cliff. hate crimes work the same way
sam, please. he had a fandom
imagine four racists on the edge of a floating city
I can’t do everything myself.





