I’m going to make a downloadable audio pack of video game voice lines that are generic for people to use in their games. please leave your suggestions for game voice lines in the replies. stuff like “i can’t do that here” “it’s locked” “what was that?” “my inventory is full” etc
there’s a class of large heavy thick (but not necessarily warm, just insulating) sweater we conceptualize as an “anorexia recovery sweater” that is important to own at least one of regardless of your own personal relationship to eating disorders. this is a healing garment. they can mostly be found on ebay
WARNING: Your current status debuff "Poster's Malaise" is making you 50% worse at posting for the next 17 Hours, 26 Minutes, 14 Seconds. Post anyway?
looking to hire a chivalrous young knight to assist with noble duties. responsibilities include loyalty till death and reaping what i have sowed. poor critical thinking essential.
really glad I didn’t start posting on bluesky, they are having the dumbest possible meltdown rn and I can’t even explain what it is because I don’t understand the details
Dominatrix Maîtresse Nuit and submissive, photographed by Lucina Nathanael; more images in the set can be viewed here.
Yo let me holler at you for a second
Today I am officially launching "Volume 2" of BROWN OBSERVABLE PHENOMENA! That means that those four designs up there are fully produced and in stock!
Just as before, These fine BROWN products are made with the same authentic Appalachian handmade Murdershed™ quality that over three dozen customers have trusted for weeks.
people are afraid of turning 30 right up until the very second they actually turn 30 and realize they still look exactly the same as they have for the last 4 years. it’s not even a major aging acceleration zone, you start to hit your early adult instars around 20 and then another one about 25-27. the third one usually doesn’t hit until about 35, depending on lifestyle factors.
I think age 41-55 or thereabouts is the danger zone. people (especially men) can get very socially awkward and clumsy in that range as they transition from young adult to elder, a lot of people have a badly defined middle age that they never quite figure out how to dress for. I’m thinking of white suburban dads dressed essentially like Ness from earthbound at the Lowe’s checkout. it’s like dude please just put on some jeans or a 1950s marketing agency suit or idk, a tuxedo or something, you are embarrassing all of us with this khaki shorts and polo shirt and belt, with the shaved head and the backwards wraparounds. those guys smell like Old Spice and “car where a dog has been recently”. and they’re always talking to you like they fully expect you to be impressed by them deigning to speak to you. I’ve been mulling over how to avoid that pitfall when I’m that age
Neil gaiman or whoever it was was right, I’ve been experimenting with the “just sit down and write, eventually there’s enough writing to be a book” method and the typewriter is good for this because you physically have a pile of pages coming out the other end to hold in your hand. and THEN you get it
the imac was revolutionary because it finally fulfilled the soul-deep truth everyone has always known, that the "computer" and the "monitor" are the same thing
Imagine finally getting your back and neck adjusted after months of pain and actually being able to stand up straight without being in immense pain.
Couldn't care less bruh. I got like 2 albums coming out rn got my own shit to worry abt
